Newsflash: There Appear To Be Weirdos Using The Internet


According to my logfiles, here are some search-terms people have been using to get to this site …


“is des bishop gay?”
- I don’t think so, no. Isn’t he engaged to a girl?

“washing carrots in the washing machine”
- How I spent Christmas day is my own business.

“fat bald irish comedians”
- Is someone starting a support group?

“pat kenny’s sexuality …”
- … will never be discussed on this website.

“sharon ni bheolain boyfriend”
- Aw, she promised me she’d never tell!

“wine glass, japan, comedian”
- Karl Spain’s backstage demands are getting excessive.

“i pulled down my trousers and pants”
- Job-interviews are getting a lot tougher in this recession.

“colin murphy jokes”
- He certainly does.

“dara o’briain physics”




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