Simon
Mate of mine from work who quit the job last month to go to Australia (Hence the Aussie rugby shirt and boomerang). I stuck these up all over the office for his last day, including several inside the stalls in the ladies’ toilets. For all I know they’re still there, but eventually someone’s going to find themselves in a predicament when the loo-paper runs out.
And then I think we can guess at the grim fate that awaits Simon’s face …
